she calls it 'wearing', she doesnt keep much rain off him though. lots of muddy knees though

He got brown fingers.

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he does gardening?

I was enjoying a couple of mineral waters in my local beer garden last night and some bloke in a spanking Aston V8 Vantage was driving past at the rate of once every two minutes. this went on for about half an hour.

All that money and no friends. Ahhhhhhhhh.

Sounds fatmiliar.

Is the Vantage the soft top one you can flick fag butts in as you walk past?

Hmmm, the thought of some careful soul carrying a spare petrol can in the back seat of their convertible....

Talking of soft tops and beer gardens, a couple of months ago someone had the cheek to park a dark blue 360 spyder in front of us, with the roof down. We were debating what impromptu modifications the interior could do with when an identical dark blue 360 spyder pulled up behind it. That driver's face as he uttered 'F*ck' was a beautiful vision of underachievement.