Hey Timmy there's a fine line between ardent fan who's got all the discs and knows all the words to Coldplay and creepy fan whos got all the discs and knows all the words to Coldplay. Its called a vagina.

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"I'm beginning to think that JD is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was."

HAHAHHAHAHHA ZOIKS! You were right the first time Nancy, I am brilliant. And so's this

SQUELCHY SQULECHY

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Originally posted by JD + Coke:
Hey Timmy there's a fine line between ardent fan who's got all the discs and knows all the words to Coldplay and creepy fan whos got all the discs and knows all the words to Coldplay. Its called a vagina.

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"I'm beginning to think that JD is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was."

HAHAHHAHAHHA ZOIKS! You were right the first time Nancy, I am brilliant. And so's this

SQUELCHY SQULECHY

And that is more manly than Radiohead, Coldplay, Muse, Oasis, Keane, Arcade Fire, and R.E.M. how? In fact some of the songs sound like Keane but without the piano, drums or the brilliant vocalist. I just hear electronic beeping. I don't think you'd be getting much vagina with that. Unless of course this is some brilliant heavy metal band or something and I'm listening to the wrong thing.

Otherwise I think Nancy's hunch is dead on.

JD whats wrong with BAPE!
:/

You are you pair of primping queefs.

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Originally posted by JD + Coke:
You are you pair of primping queefs.

a pussy fart...really JD, thats low

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I don't think you'd be getting much vagina with that.

No no Tim you misunderstood my funny joke! I meant the difference (fine line) between you and a non-creepy fan of Coldplay was a snatch (fine line). You see? You dont get girls by liking a particular brand of music Tim, you get them by being funny and attractive like me. Its easy!


Báthory Erzsébet - Sunn O)))
Stress - Justice
Setting Sun Live - Chemical Brothers
Valley of the Dolls - Giorgio Moroder
Maximize - Rex the Dog
It doesnt Matter - Chemical Brothers
Detroit Grand Pubahs - Sandwiches
Its been a long time - New Birth
The King of the Carrot Flowers Part 2 - Neutral Milk Hotel
Rush Hour - Jane Weidlin
Robot Romp - Alan Silvestri
Alice Cooper - Poison
Down by the River - Neil Young
Fold 4 Wrap 5 - Autechre
Cargo Cult - Serge Gainsbourg
Manuel - Victor Hara
Lick the pussy - The Beatnuts
Witchita Lineman - Glenn Campbell
Dont Die Just Yet - David Holmes
Geometry of Murder - Earth

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Originally posted by JD + Coke:

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I don't think you'd be getting much vagina with that.

No no Tim you misunderstood my funny joke! I meant the difference (fine line) between you and a non-creepy fan of Coldplay was a snatch (fine line). You see? You dont get girls by liking a particular brand of music Tim, you get them by being funny and attractive like me. Its easy!

And what makes you think I'm a creepy fan of Coldplay (if being a creepy fan of a band, and coldplay of all bands, is even possible)?

Now being a fan of "Acid", that's creepy.

Way to repeat what I said Creepy Tim. Look alls Im saying is if you insist on being an earnest charisma-free apologist for overhyped clipart-rock, you could at least be queer for Radiohead. Chris Martin is the new Chris DeBurgh.

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Originally posted by JD + Coke:
Way to repeat what I said Creepy Tim. Look alls Im saying is if you insist on being an earnest charisma-free apologist for overhyped clipart-rock, you could at least be queer for Radiohead. Chris Martin is the new Chris DeBurgh.

You need to work on your comprehension skills creepy uncle JD, then go back and re-read what I said.

Radiohead is a kick ass band.

Now we're getting somewhere. Have you noticed how you often imitate others? For example you parrot things I say, and seamlessly blend into the massed ranks of Coldplay fans. Have you ever been told you have a soft and amorphous personality? Do you look up to me as a role model and example of a "brilliant tactician"; perhaps even a mentor? Tell us more about your uncle.