Theyre jokes Dick. Jokes? You should try them, theyre fun.

There are jokes, funny jokes, and just a warped sense of humour, you display the latter!

A friend of mine recently complained that she had slept badly, and explained that "that damn cat took over my bed" so she slept on the sofa. The concept of grudgingly leaving my bed trudging downstairs and laying out on the couch because a cat told me to is so alien to me it actually made me angry. I told her if 'the damn cat' tried any of that **** with me Id pick it up by its face and throw it at the wall.
She wasnt very impressed.

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