for their concepts on show in London. Not, as the title might suggest, for getting married. Although that would be cool too, I guess. Can you imagine the kids? I can. I am right now.
As Johnny Cash says, Show Them What They Dont Know How.
Originally posted by Feeling Holy: And why are they holding the show in glamorous ******* London? Can't they do the NEC so we could all get leathered in Brown's afterwards?
I misquoted Cash there, as the pile of hatemail on my desk attests. Adding hate in front of things make them sound way cool doesnt it? It works with sex too- tourism: yawn! sex tourism: hooray! Actually I recently read the book what Misha Glenny that bloke whats off Radio 4 wrote investigating shadowy world of international crime and blah and basically sex tourism is in fact bad. And not Micheal Jackson bad. Its way worse than sleep-overs and a drop of Jesus Juice lemme tell you. I beg to differ of course. I went to see my girlfriend in Ecuador and it was excellent. Talking about going elsewhere for sex, have you ever considered having an affair? I have. The other day I furtively told righty to go and check out what was going on outside the duvet while I had a secret liason with lefty! It was wierd, all backward. Between you and me I think lefty is a virgin. Im not sure I liked it. Ideally you'd want to get them both drunk and see what happens. Maybe lefty could watch while.. you get the idea. Aaaanyway, enough about me, lets talk about me! I mean the cars. Thoughts?
I wonder if theres also something terribly wrong in that chick's brain that makes her go out with lumpen-faced low-lifes like me. I hope there is, for some german scumbag's sake. What is with hot girls? Are they mad? Ive always assumed so. Its like the most awesome mental illness ever. Im not questioning it of course, dont get me wrong! Who the heck am I to go against God's wishes? No one, that's who. PRAISE THA LOWD, I FEE THA POWAAA!
Originally posted by JD + Coke: I wonder if theres also something terribly wrong in that chick's brain that makes her go out with lumpen-faced low-lifes like me. I hope there is, for some german scumbag's sake. What is with hot girls? Are they mad? Ive always assumed so. Its like the most awesome mental illness ever. Im not questioning it of course, dont get me wrong! Who the heck am I to go against God's wishes? No one, that's who. PRAISE THA LOWD, I FEE THA POWAAA!
