Thats if I dont get my dad's shotgun out before you get near me! Im a good rifleman! Watch out Randy!

He loves firing off both barrels at men.

Says you, who tried to steal tanya away from me at the summer ball 04'!

I would refute that purely on the grounds of how exceptionally fit my girlfriend at the time was, but the last thing I remember is being absolutely nutted on the dodgems having recently trebble dropped with Lucy Farley, so you may have a point there.
Do you know I lied my way in avoiding the £30 ticket, and then lost my car keys and had to get it towed back to Cov, costing £30. Thats Carma.

Well done!

If your girlfriend was so fit, why did you try n take tanya away?

Who the hell is Tanya? No oaf-fence but heres why your claims are ludicrous; front and centre. As I recall I was mucking about with you as the bouncers were looking for me early on and then everything kicked in and its all colours.

Never mind then Al. She was my girlfriend now fiance.

Yeah, we remember Rich, youve told us 18,000 times.

Damn Rick, you're settling down AND going back to uni? Have you not seen 'Old Skool'?

Yeah Neil, I know! But Im still young! just turned 24!