Did you know he had a girlfriend? A real one! She's his fiance now! Didnt he tell you? Yeah they're fiances! She put her finger in his ring and everything!

That is so wrong!

Nothing wrong with the odd inquiring finger Richelado, just so long as you dont graduate to vegetables.

Hey JD did you ever manage to get that cucumber removed safely from that slightly painful area of you anatomy..

I heard it was causing major discomfort whilst sitting down to draw catamarans...

You must be mistaking me for Randy: story he told was Polo was getting the pints in and the next thing he knows he's waking up on a rubber sheet with Polo standing over him in lingerie cucumber in hand; the rest of those memories are repressed forever, poor lad.

ooh you edited it, clever you.

Yeah I might clip and prune my little comedy bonsai trees here and there for maximum enjoyment on rereading them but I always maintain their essential thrust (up Polo with a gourd.)

So when is the show date?

first friday of june if im correct. if im not correct it wont be the first friday of june, but of course it might be and i was right all along even tho i thought i might not be. ho ho lookin forward to drinks and all with the old crew. did i really use the word crew. im ever so sorry, been hanging round with the hoodies in my local park smoking crack.

Posh southern lar-dee-dar crack-smoking hoodies. I bet they all use silver spoons to heat the brown. Cov ones smoke soap bar containing actual soap. Cussons has a nice tang.
Grandad Polo gets all confused when we young turks talk, this oughta help: Word to the kids

tried it with "fiend":

TERM DEFINITION

Dope fiend: crack addict

Fiend: someone who smokes marijuana alone

fiend: drug addict who lacks control

they say it like these are BAD things!